woman in starbucks : [sees me w/laptop] "Are you using the Wireless Internet?"

me: "Why, yes I am."

woman: "I can't get mine to work. Do I have to plug in somewhere or something?"

me: "No, hence the name...."Wire-Less"

woman: [notices the cord leading from my mouse] "But you have a wire!!! Right There!!"

me: "Er...that's my mouse."

woman: [not yet satisfied] "And another one on the other side!!"

me: [trying not to lose patience] "Yes...those are my headphones"

woman: "Oh. Okay. Well, I don't know why I even have a laptop if I can't get online"

**ack!**